Friday, 7 December 2007
No! No! No! Eeeeh!
According to the estimable Ben Brogan, there will be a children's Christmas party tomorrow at No. 11 Downing Street.
Unbelievably – tell me it isn't true, please! – Ed Balls will be Father Christmas. Even more bizarrely, it is said he has his own Father Christmas outfit.
What have the poor children press-ganged along to this grim event done to deserve this?
I can only assume they must all have been very, very bad this year.