Thursday, 20 December 2007

Ana Ivanovic and the reinforced stretch pants


I apologise.

But the celebrated 'mighty bum' picture of Ana now makes what feels like its inevitable appearance on the Daily Brute.

Please note how, despite the presence of practically every press photographer in the world panting for a shot of her underwear, her eye is still on the ball.

A true champ.

Virginia Wade never had to put up with this, you know.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brute, what are we going to do with you?

Still, at least you've got better taste than Dennis. I mean, for God's sake - Hazel Blears.

The Creator said...

I know, I know. Poor fellow.

But let us be manly and stick to the essentials.

Cripes! Have you ever seen such a pair of pants? Put Blears in them and she'd never be seen again!

Deadbeat Dad said...

Hmmm, quite remarkable.

But why did you have to go and spoil it by mentioning Ginny? Now I can't get her nasty frillies out of my mind!

Dennis said...

Anonymous, I must now agree with you. The scales have fallen from my eyes.

She has a motorbike, you know, and took me around in the sidecar. That was part of her attraction. I do not often experience raw speed -- the thrill of it, the wind whistling off one's hump, and so forth -- and she, calculating minx that she is, added this to her arsenal of charms.

P.S. Creator, where is the picture of the lady's fundament? I cannot see it. She is tastier than Flavia, and I am disappointed.

The Creator said...

If Hazel has a motorbike with a sidecar it must be an unusually small one. How else could she reach the pedals?

Does it have a kick-start? That could be tricky, too, what with her foot having to be raised practically to shoulder height to generate the necessary down force.

That said, she may of course be a maitresse of various Far-Eastern martial arts, meaning that such physical exertions – which I dare say can also be transfered to the bedroom – may be as nothing to her.

Dennis, I have no picture of Ana'a fundament and, frankly, I am shocked you should even ask.

She is nothing if not ladylike, meaning that she displays her fundament – if she has one at all, bearing in mind that she is a goddess – only to a tiny, select few.

Flavia on the other hand ...

Dennis said...

Hazel's machine has an electric starter, so no problem there. I draw a veil over her prowess (or lack of it) in the boudoir.

I am still disappointed by the absence of a photo.

You seem to have a taste for brunettes. Very wise. Red-heads, or orange-heads, bring only misery.

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