Sunday 21 October 2007

Telly for sale ... only slightly used


Some of you may remember the three predictions I made last week.

Those with shorter memories can read them here.

All three were wrong.

Hence, in a spirit of calm deliberation, the television has been destroyed, the cat kicked and the children sent to bed without so much as a crust of bread.

Never let it be said that I am not PERFECTLY REASONABLE!

Incidentally, I also have a crystal ball to dispose of. All reasonable offers considered.

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