Friday, 26 October 2007

Why socialists are stupid Pt. 3

Or, more specifically, why this particular socialist (and look! here he is, above, and hey! dig that crazy tie-shirt combo, Terry!) is stupid. Actually, stupid isn't quite the right word. Pig-shit ignorant is closer. Or maybe just irredeemably thick.

He is, I promise, the genuine article, an unreconstructed Scottish socialist of the oldest of old schools, supremely, magnificently reactionary and wonderfully, wonderfully, stupid. And of course violently anti SNP.

I have only just discovered his blog, so it is clear that there are many happy hours of browsing ahead of me.

For those of you who have not had the pleasure of reading his precisely crafted bon mots, I urge you all to rush to

You won't regret it.


Saltburn subversives said...


Have you also discovered "Terry Watch"?

Also fun. Keep wearing the comfy slippers.

David Duff said...

I think one of the endearing qualities possessed by 'ur Tel' is that he *looks* stupid. Apropos Brown and Balls in your earlier post, they are far more dangerous in that they look as though they might be intelligent, where-as, of course, they are as thick as, well, 'ur Tel'. Also, I must confess, that 'debating' with 'ur Tel' makes me appear much more intelligent than I am!

The Creator said...

David Duff:

You have debated with this throwback? Must have been interesting. Were W-O-R-D-S employed?

Actually, and I say this because I am, at heart, not wholly unreasonable, I am sure he is almost human.

Trouble is, he is also thicker than two short planks. Meaning that any rational conversation/argument will end up on the the rocks more or less instantly.

Ergo, laugh at him as much as you can. I'm pretty sure that this will be the way to have what passes for his brain box blow off.

It is after, after all, a lot smaller than he imagines.

The Creator said...

Mr Saltburn Subversive(s):

V. familar with Terry Watch. Better still, go onto Terry's site. You will find a question I asked about Stalin.

It read:

Dear Mr Kelly,

I know this is off topic but I was interested to read your views on Che Guevara, which I found very stimulating.

Can I ask what you think of Stalin? He certainly made quite a splash!

He replied

Creator - Stalin was kind to children and animals so, that makes him an OK kind of guy right:

I replied pointing out that Stalin, an OK kind of guy or not, is conventionally credited with the deaths of 43 million people.

So far, there has been no reply.

That said, he may well be down the pub.

As would I be if there was one round here.

Saltburn subversives said...

I see.

Although I've found your original question and his reply, I can't find your further enquiry. Has he removed it?
Surely his reply is ironic. Can anyone be that delusional and still function in the real world?
You are right, there is no point in debating such a man.
Very sorry to hear about your lack of a convenient Public House. Very sad.You are invited to the lounge bar of the Marine Hotel, Saltburn by the Sea for immediate remedial therapy.
You will find we Subversives very generous towards those from such a deprived background.

Fidothedog said...

Indeed, I have spent many an hour prodding the fat carcass that is TKMax.

Hurrah for millenia of inbreeding to produce such a creature as him.