BALLS

Just a little filler before Darling's statement to the House.

I keep reading that the Bottler is 'grooming' Balls as his successor. Here's an example.

All I can say is, do me a buggering favour. Does anyone in possession of even a single brain cell think that someone so deeply unlovely, sinister, grim and scheming as the semi-human (if that) Balls could ever in about eight million years be a credible candidate to take over as prime minister?

Well, do they?