The Remittance Man has charged me with compiling a list of my top 10 most hated people. It is a pleasure. The absence of the usual suspects – Brown, Balls, et al – doesn't mean I don't loathe and revile them, too. It's just that practically everyone else has listed them. So this is a more personalised kind of listing. And I do HATE them all.
In no very particular order, they are:
Yoko Ono: The woman who broke up the Beatles all so that she could get her hands on John's ... MONEY
Cherie Blair: Fake to her fingertips
Paul Ehrlich: The prophet of the population explosion and why we were all doomed: utterly, laughably wrong yet still taken seriously. Please explain.
'Sir' Cliff Richard: Very much the Bachelor Boy. Supremely untalented, repellently oily.
Esther Rantzen: Oozing insincerity.
Mohammed Al Fayed: The king, nay the very emperor of lies.
Jeffrey Archer: A complete cunt.
Heather Mills McCartney: And God, do I feel sorry for her daughter having this one-legged harridan hanging about.
Peter Mandelson: A bully, a brute, a beast and a bum-boy. Foul beyond measure.
Mick Jagger: Grasping, geriatric, self-important, charmless.
2 comments:
Good list can't really fault any of them, damn I missed Heather Mills off my list so glad you put her in.
Like Mark, you took way less time than me. Obviously you both have your personal ates better organised than I do.
Or maybe I just become incoherent whenever I think of those near the top of that list.
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